Soapy The Germ Fighter
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- 2004-09-05 20:19:11
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Subject: Wash Your Hands, Wash Your hands...
I don't go to potlucks for exactly that reason. Not me, babe. I don't know where their hands have been.
Subject: Historical hair-washing info!
Subject: ....Billy Could....
Subject: This is what it was like, kids!
Subject: Is Soapy Ms. B Natural?
Subject: The golden age of hygiene
Subject: Typical early 1950's Health Ed. film for children
Subject: He's a slippery, stealthy fellow, that Soapy!
Subject: Billy Martin and The Brokeback Mountain Man
Too bad the Health Inspector" was so interested in checking the school cafeteria windows... his dad should have been checking Billy's bedroom window to keep creeps like Mr. Soapy out of his son's room at night! But, Billy's dad, like all good dads of his time, was far more interested in his son's dirty cuticles than a molester in his bedroom.
Subject: Scary giant soap!
Subject: not SO great after all
Subject: Audio Won't Play
Now don't forget girls: you should wash your hair at least every 2 weeks. Hilarious
I never knew that girls only wash their hair every two weeks...ICK!
Incidentally, Billy became transgender and you can see him perform Friday nights in West Hollywood. So maybe washing is for sissys after all? And remember to always wash your meat, and after you make doody.
Subject: Soapy was later arrested
Billy Martin is one of the cleanest boys in town. How often are these standings updated?
If a mysterious voice comes to you in the middle of the night, claims to be your partner and wants to close your eyes to prove that you aren't a sissy, you may want to contact the school authorities in the morning. A must see.
Subject: Avoid Sissiness by Following the Advice of the Giant Bar of Soap in a Frilly Costume
Ratings: Camp/Humor Value: *****. Weirdness: *****. Historical Interest: *****. Overall Rating: *****.
Subject: A Naked Bar of Soap Visits a Wannabe Cowboy
Soapy introduces himself to Billy by making a lot of interesting claims. For starters Soapy claims to be Billy's best friend, only Billy doesn't know this yet. Then Soapy invites Billy to be his partner. Soapy then begins to refute Billy's previously held beliefs regarding the sissiness of washing by showing a cowboy washing his hands.
This short film has loads of laughs... and you might learn something before its done.
Subject: Spot the Homoerotic references!!!
Young Billy Martin, dirty kid, refuses to wash. Why? He doesn't want to be a 'Sissy'. That's fine.
If I told you that a giant talking bar of soap appears and asks him to close his eyes and let him be his partner, would that make you want to download this film RIGHT NOW???!!
I thought it would,
PS, Stay away from girls. They don't wash their hair for 2 weeks.
PPS Use good hand habits!!
I've seen this film at least 50 times (No really, I used it for my show) and audiences STILL get a kick out of it.
I'm sure you will too.
A MUST SEE on this site!!
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